drunktrophywife:

if you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too

busty-karkat:

My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests

the-23-rd:

Martin Freeman on an unexpected journey

(Source: kim-jong-chill)

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

holla-at-the-dark-lord:

wake up america